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I’m not saying that I don’t love shutterstock, because i do, I just think it’s not totally out of the realm of possibilities that there is a weird pregnancy fetish ring circulating on it. EXHIBIT A.  More busted stock photography photos here

I’m not saying that I don’t love shutterstock, because i do, I just think it’s not totally out of the realm of possibilities that there is a weird pregnancy fetish ring circulating on it. EXHIBIT A.  More busted stock photography photos here

A. OXYMORON 
B. Welcome to your personal HELL. 

A. OXYMORON 

B. Welcome to your personal HELL. 

OMG make it go away.

OMG make it go away.

Who Farted? Found on StarSearchCasting.Com - where the saddest people on the internet come out to play.

Who Farted? Found on StarSearchCasting.Com - where the saddest people on the internet come out to play.

Found on StarSearchCasting.Com - where the saddest people on the internet come out to play.

Found on StarSearchCasting.Com - where the saddest people on the internet come out to play.

Justin Bieber Home Invasion. That is all I have to say about that.

World’s Second Greatest Spammer Scam Email… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible…

World’s Second Greatest Spammer Scam Email… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible…

I am so confused by this on so many levels. 

I am so confused by this on so many levels. 

You Can’t Take It With You. You CAN by depositing NOW! … The Monetary System in Death is Both Simple and Complicated. I’m not going to try to explain how money in the afterlife works. You’ll find out when you get there. I will say though that when you get to the afterlife, it is too late to make deposits from the funds you had in life. Even Bill Gates and the Sultan of Brunei will be afterlife paupers unless they can perform some of the afterlife banking services that DeathPro can uniquely offer.
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Behold the Fantastical Fetes of the Deercharmer!
forg0ttenlies:

stonerparty:

it’s all in the fingers

ohmygod

Behold the Fantastical Fetes of the Deercharmer!

forg0ttenlies:

stonerparty:

it’s all in the fingers

ohmygod

Awkard stock photography in Village Voice ad…

Awkard stock photography in Village Voice ad…

Bowl Fowl Fool Foul Sandwich. [taken by the magnanimous Chloe Liederman]

Bowl Fowl Fool Foul Sandwich. [taken by the magnanimous Chloe Liederman]

Lanieka admits to eating up to 4 rolls of toilet paper per week… Frankly I prefer Kleenex-better aftertaste… (via the Frenzy)

Lanieka admits to eating up to 4 rolls of toilet paper per week… Frankly I prefer Kleenex-better aftertaste… (via the Frenzy)

Apparently, these degree classes are offered in a prison due to the amount of bending over illustrated. And yes, “Yoga pose” is to “career” as “brain” is to “damage.”

Apparently, these degree classes are offered in a prison due to the amount of bending over illustrated. And yes, “Yoga pose” is to “career” as “brain” is to “damage.”

Ladies, step off. he’s mine. [note: I do not know this man, he is somewhere in Kenya]

Ladies, step off. he’s mine. [note: I do not know this man, he is somewhere in Kenya]