Posts tagged: tina t3k
Honestly it’s gotten to be a little much. I may have to leave twitter for a while…
My office fone here is soooo KRAZY T3k! Can’t lose the talking part cuz its connected to box part, and no one can steal the box party cuz it’s secured to the wall! Also there is a window on the box that is 1.33 times bigger than the glass part of the iPhone. This window flashes an envelope any time someone calls but i don’t pick up. It’s like those animated gifs on my myspace page (only no squirrels that have dancing bees as friends-so Qoot btw)! Best of all, there are tons of buttons to press and some of them cause noises to happen: the iPhone has not buttons to press (it’s completely flat like New Mexico or the tundra where the Albino tigers are. Albino tigers are totototally T3k).
THESE:
These are called “Kitty Counters” and they are totototally state of the art devices for keeping track of the amount of things you are trying to keep track of (the number of ideas in ur brain, days left in the week, fingernail clippings, ipods in ur drawer, how many drawers you currently have open vs. closed vs. ajar). Finally a manufacturer in China invented a method to track numbers of things so i can give my fingers and beans a rest. Also I find it much easier to count past the # 5 now. Just dont suck on them cuz a. they are not candy, b. they make your tongue tingle and itch, c. they are not candy. ‘Xcuse me while i count and compare the # of hairs on my middle finger vs. the number of days until Verizon gets the iPhone. LAter, n3rds!
