tinat3k:

THESE:

These are called “Kitty Counters” and they are totototally state of the art devices for keeping track of the amount of things you are trying to keep track of (the number of ideas in ur brain, days left in the week, fingernail clippings, ipods in ur drawer, how many drawers you currently have open vs. closed vs. ajar). Finally a manufacturer in China invented a method to track numbers of things so i can give my fingers and beans a rest. Also I find it much easier to count past the # 5 now. Just dont suck on them cuz a. they are not candy, b. they make your tongue tingle and itch, c. they are not candy. ‘Xcuse me while i count and compare the # of hairs on my middle finger vs. the number of days until Verizon gets the iPhone. LAter, n3rds!