Apparently this woman is disgusted that the glass of water she is begrudgingly drinking is rather tepid. thecampuscrowd.com: our merchants serve nasty tap water.
**m *******z likes to update his status with Oscar Wilde quotes without citing them
just a perfect little sidenote to top off our conversation from the other day
(about his tiny hands)
me:
that is so dorky i just aspirated on my own swan flu mucus, i chortled so hard
Sheb:
hahahaha
it's awful!
there's like 6 dozen in a row, too
me:
HEY EVERYONE I READ BOOKS I READ BOOKS I AM PENSIVE & SENSITIVE & LEARNED AND DID I MENTION I READ BOOKS
that is what he is saying
Sheb:
hahha
Sheb:
i read the Oscar Wilde Quotes website
THAT'S what he's saying
me:
I CAN GOOGLE
that is what he is saying
Sheb:
i have no original ideas or observations of my own so i'll pretend these are mine
is also what he's saying
GOOGLE!
ahhaha
we are the best haters ever
"My hands are tiny."
that's why he's saying
"I have tiny, tiny hands."
me:
he def carries around a tattered copy of the importance of being earnest in his back pocket and gingerly thumbs through it with his tiny hands but only when people are watching