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Apparently this woman is disgusted that the glass of water she is begrudgingly drinking is rather tepid. thecampuscrowd.com: our merchants serve nasty tap water.

Apparently this woman is disgusted that the glass of water she is begrudgingly drinking is rather tepid. thecampuscrowd.com: our merchants serve nasty tap water.

Oh look, It’s this a*shole again…

Oh look, It’s this a*shole again…

I F*cking HATE this guy. #facebookdentist #adsholes 

I F*cking HATE this guy. #facebookdentist #adsholes 

Tiny, Tiny Hands
  • me:

    the sandwich maker definitely judged me

  • Sheb:

    hahaha PS

  • **m *******z likes to update his status with Oscar Wilde quotes without citing them

  • just a perfect little sidenote to top off our conversation from the other day

  • (about his tiny hands)

  • me:

    that is so dorky i just aspirated on my own swan flu mucus, i chortled so hard

  • Sheb:

    hahahaha

  • it's awful!

  • there's like 6 dozen in a row, too

  • me:

    HEY EVERYONE I READ BOOKS I READ BOOKS I AM PENSIVE & SENSITIVE & LEARNED AND DID I MENTION I READ BOOKS

  • that is what he is saying

  • Sheb:

    hahha

  • Sheb:

    i read the Oscar Wilde Quotes website

  • THAT'S what he's saying

  • me:

    I CAN GOOGLE

  • that is what he is saying

  • Sheb:

    i have no original ideas or observations of my own so i'll pretend these are mine

  • is also what he's saying

  • GOOGLE!

  • ahhaha

  • we are the best haters ever

  • "My hands are tiny."

  • that's why he's saying

  • "I have tiny, tiny hands."

  • me:

    he def carries around a tattered copy of the importance of being earnest in his back pocket and gingerly thumbs through it with his tiny hands but only when people are watching

  • Sheb:

    hahahaha

i can’t wait for Facebook to put a “Hate” button on statuses/posts.
Sheb