January 2010
241 posts
RT @dsschatz: I love the smell of paramedics in the morning.
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
I JUST WANT YOU TO TELL ME THAT I DON'T HAVE TO...
PLEEZ GAWD synecdoche: (via make-em-laugh) RELEVANT.
Jan 28th
Jan 27th
iTampon: the next generation iPad http://is.gd/7aUPI
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
you stay classy, my alma mater, Cornell http://is.gd/7a9P2
Jan 27th
dig’n it! RT @TomMcLaughlin76: a bit of roxy http://is.gd/79V7o
Jan 27th
i was n a sorrority 4 3seconds @ Cornell: during rush my house hid fat girls upstairs & the bad cars in the woods. then i quit.
Jan 27th
RT @Stugots_Puppet: @queenoftheclick yes you did see @ashleighBot in a youtube video. it is this one: http://bit.ly/7FRqy7
Jan 27th
And the lone wolf is the lone wolf Again…
Jan 27th
http://twitpic.com/zwp7j - Getn ready to shoot flawless effect stillllll
Jan 26th
http://twitpic.com/zwfdg - My first shoot where I’m calln the shots!
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
kitty does not like to be ignored. http://bit.ly/904htj
Jan 26th
things i care about: yoshinoya beef bowl. things i don’t care about: the super bowl.
Jan 26th
my bank is broke. piggie done gone and brokedown. payday wednesday hurry up.
Jan 26th
nauseas. story of my life.
Jan 25th
d*mn that old victrola…
Jan 25th
everytime im watchn a movie n nyc stompn grounds, i wonder if their shoot pissed me off that day when i had 2 walk 3 blox outa way
Jan 25th
…. its hilariously bad, “My Sassy Girl”
Jan 25th
am i watching the worst romcom ManicPixieDreamGirl dvd sh*t ever? yes, bc outa movies 2watch, no cable, thanx mom 4 dvd (not)
Jan 25th
this movie proves i will watch anything as background noise
Jan 25th
http://twitpic.com/zkyly - How much do u want to eat this Dog? So cute
Jan 24th
KITTY OFFICIALLY MINE! old roomie like, you love kitty more any1else + give him stable environment! muh-baby mine!
Jan 24th
There is 2 much flatironed man hair at this place.
Jan 24th
I’m in hipster hell. Bad singer. Smells like dirty hair.
Jan 24th
http://twitpic.com/zhe6h - @beninfo aka benjal tigre rip’n it up at gig
Jan 24th
I am the funniest blogger no one is reading. gimme a cookie.
Jan 23rd
making fake vomit for a HowNotToDateOnline.Com video, how are you spending your Friday night? [ps i win]
Jan 23rd
how am i not the most popular girl at math camp? life is so unfair.
Jan 23rd
Busted Internet: Stock Photography pregnancy fettish http://is.gd/6PtY3
Jan 23rd
hi my name is ashleigh, but you can call me idiot soup.
Jan 23rd
gonna update My okcupid.com profile 2 include every single “Do Not Do This” Profile Pics. There will be a video… http://is.gd/6PkxG
Jan 23rd
OKCupid’s Guide to a Successful Profile Photo http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/okcupids-guide-to-a-successful-profile-photo
Jan 23rd
RT @buzzfeedfeed How To Write A Passive-Aggressive Note [PIC] http://bit.ly/6L8fYw
Jan 23rd
dear gawd, child. what le truck? http://is.gd/6P26K
Jan 23rd
RT @buzzfeedfeed YaVaughnie Wilkins: Jilted Mistress Billboard Revenge http://bit.ly/5iYdPe
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
the most magical Bad Romance spoof ever http://is.gd/6OIjb
Jan 22nd
Thanks @SeamlessWeb! Just ordered a salad filled w/ things that defeat purpose of salad! bacon! cheez! avocado! http://is.gd/6ODeN
Jan 22nd
wait WHAT, IT’s FRIDAY already?
Jan 22nd
i am wearing eyemakeup that only a dragqueen could love…
Jan 22nd
I impulse bought bright-purpley-pink liquid eyeliner at lunch and am trying to apply unsuccesfully at my cubicle
Jan 22nd
youtube is the best thing that happened to this world. better than polio vaccine (sorry jonas salk)
Jan 22nd
Shauna Sand: Hollywood’s Most Embarrassing Mom http://is.gd/6LqRL
Jan 22nd
but not at RT @dickchicken: f*ck work!
Jan 22nd